periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
Lol this is true
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGWHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG